Crazy Cat Lady

For the second time this month, I've nearly stepped in cat vomit on our front sidewalk. Let me back up a bit. A friendly neighborhood cat started coming by our house recently. It has a collar, but no name tag. My good hearted wife decided it looked hungry and fed it. Now it seems to live in our front yard. It comes in our garage; it sneaks through the door into our house when we're coming home. And it vomits on our walkways. Diane has named her Spot. A second cat started living with us too, presumably after Spot spread the word around about where to get free food. Diane has named him Gary after Spongebob's snail. Diane is well on her way to becoming the street's crazy cat lady.