"Frequently Asked Questions at Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support" By Anon

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up, turn it upside down, and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up, turn it upside down, and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up, turn it upside down, and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up, turn it upside down, and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up, turn it upside down, and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up, turn it upside down, and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up, turn it upside down, and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.