Disturbing Native Head Shrinking Recipe

1. Kill enemy.
2. Cut off head.
3. Carefully pull skull out through neck hole, leaving bag of head flesh.
4. Place red seeds under eyelids; sew shut.
5. Pin mouth shut using three palm stakes.
6. Boil flesh in tannin-rich water.
7. Dry with hot rocks and sand.
8. Be careful not to lose pleasing pseudohuman shape! Remold if necessary.
9. Rub with charcoal and decorate festively.